Stan the Cannon Man

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Stan The Cannon Man L.L.C.

A client would call and ask for my service (firing off the cannon). I would ask the client where they live. I would then go to the address of the client and look over the location for:

1. Room. Is there enough room to fire the cannon off safely? Approximately 20 feet from the muzzle of the cannon and 4 foot on either side of the cannon. 

2. Legality. Are there any local ordinances against such activity? The client would have to provide me with their local police departments address and or phone number. 

3. My responsibility. I would respond to the local police department and ascertain the necessary information as to if I could or couldn’t fire off the cannon...

Assuming all the proper parameters where met, I would tow the cannon (in a trailer) to the client’s locations. 

1. The cannon would be rolled out and set in place with the safe distances as mentioned above. An eight ounce (8) powder charge would be placed in the muzzle of the cannon and packed into the breach of the cannon.

2. Firing the cannon requires me to prick the powder charge and insert the fuse (through the fuse hole in the breech of the cannon).  

3. A thirty second warning signal (and air horn) is sounded warning that the cannon is about to go off.  Upon lighting the fuse it burns down into the powder charge, ignites it and the cannon goes off (BOOM). 

4. The cannon is rolled back into the trailer and taken home.

No cannon ball or any other type of projectile is fired from the cannon.

The cannon is rolled back into the trailer and taken home.